11 years ago... Edit
- Ronald Bilius Weasley - April 17th
- Draco Lucius Malfoy - May 3rd
- Harry James Potter - June 31st
Parents request they be featured in the MONDAY edition.
- Lily and James Potter - October 31st
NOTE TO SELF: Ask St. Mungos for state of ALice and Frank Longbottom.
NOTE TO SELF: He's gone!!!! :DDDDDD
Present Day Edit
To Whom It May Concern:
In answer to your, ah, frantic let’s call it, letter, yes, this year, Harry James Potter will be attending Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But you need not publicize that.
Also, in the last issue there seemed to be a rather nasty note about removing me from Headmaster’s Office. If you would be so kind as to tell Lucius Malfoy that he has put this in the paper, year after year, and it has never worked, nor will it this time.
Finally, I refuse to give out the number of, not using the quite rude term you did, Muggle Borns I will be allowing to attend Hogwarts this year. I have never been asked to divulge this information, and never will. It is my business. Not yours or Lucius Malfoy’s. Yes, you can tell him I said that.